Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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