I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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