i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Fuck appropriateness.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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