piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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