im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
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im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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