I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
His nipple licking is glorious
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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