do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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