you guys were way drunker than both of me
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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