thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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