Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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