ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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