went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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