Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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