Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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