Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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