So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
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