How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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