How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
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So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
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Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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