Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You need a sexual gate keeper
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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