I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
