i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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