So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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