Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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