We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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