I smell stomach acid.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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