talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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