Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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