You surviving the open bar?
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so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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