Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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