Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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