My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I have post one night stand depression
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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