next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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