Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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