He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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