Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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