I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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