He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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