My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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