Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.