so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.