I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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