we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
