you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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