Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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