you guys were way drunker than both of me
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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