.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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