This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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