You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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