I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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