Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm at about main and main street
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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