Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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