you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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