is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
