these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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